Remember that song from the 90's, "Funk Dat" by Sagat?
Here, let me help you out. A link to the YouTube video:
Sagat: Funk Dat
I remember laughing about this song with my friends, and I think Beavis & Butthead may have even had their way with it. Yep, they did, and you're welcome. Again, the YouTube video:
Beavis & Butthead: Sagat- Funk Dat
For those of you who remember, you know you went around saying "funk that!" to all of the random injustices that occurred in that time period.
Mr. Sagat had some valid points. If you've been here to Las Vegas, you know that when you are walking down the street, people are always stopping you hand you flyers (if you want to call them that). Funk that, ESPECIALLY when you have kids with you (hint: they are all of naked-esque women). Also, he questions why he walks into the bank, and the teller looks at him like he's robbed the place. Well, Mr. Sagat, if you are dressed like you are in your video, with sunglasses and a hood up, that will happen.
I think we need this song again, or something like it. I'm sorry, I'm not a lyrical or musical genius, so I can't help you. (Neigh do I possess the correct auto tune, producer, pop star looks, abs, etc.) I will say though, that we all need a b*tch fest or rant session about the stuff in life that tends to pop up and derail our peace, stability, happiness, and so on. So- let's do this. If you want to comment here, message me, whatever, I'll be your sounding board. After all, you're about to be mine.
As usual, I'm going to give a disclaimer, which is that we all know that things can always be worse, right? And in our society, it is perfectly acceptable to be fussy over petty things, because in reality when our basic hierarchy of needs is not put into challenge, petty stuff seems important too.
*plugging nose to make whiny voice- "Why is it that":
When you try to do something nice for someone, life often hands you a punishment in return! Nah man, funk that!!!
Windows 8- F*** THAT! Why??? Just Why? I don't know man.
Tires, they are the least gratifying expensive purchase one can make. I mean, I already have some! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Teenagers, being one and having them is kind of funk that!
Those effing idiots on the freeway that think it's ok for them to risk everyones lives by driving 3 inches from your bumper, when you can't get out of the way or go any faster! I wish them all tickets!!!
Sometimes, spouses. Yeah, sometimes funk them.
Cable and satellite TV. Thanks for having me pay for 800 channels with NOTHING on. And the movie channels? Especially FUNK THAT. (I know this is approaching major first world problem brattiness, but thank heaven we don't judge on social media.)
Sunday nights when you have to go to work Monday, and your stomach turns. (OK, I know it really is a blessing to have a job, but come on… We've all been there, right?)
INSURANCE COMPANIES. This is tearing me up today. Why is it, that they charge an arm and a mother stinking leg, and if you think you have a legitimate emergency (should be good enough for people who aren't idiots or hypochondriacs), and go to the ER, and if you get a non-emergency diagnosis, they won't pay!! I.e., think your kid has a concussion? They better. Think you're having a heart attack? better not be a panic attack. FUNK THAT!! Greedy b*tches!! (I know the list goes on and on about the insurance topic.) Evil!!!!
Why is it that cats are so vindictive? Get over yourself, cat!!!
Overly ripe bananas. Like, I'm overly ripe or som'n. funk THAT!
I feel guilty for complaining. Now I'm going to have to come up with a post about my blessings.
Coming soon- an update on my "find myself" blog post, and also, for those of you that interact with me, it means the world. Unfortunately, school starts again at the end of the month so I'll have a tough time managing my schedule again soon. Funk that!!
Cheers,
Alice
