I've trusted you with my locks
I've grown them out for years!
"Take off just an inch", I said
to satiate my fears.
You snipped away with confidence
but I looked down at the floor
To my horror I saw four inch pieces
and some were even more.
Reminiscent of an 80's do,
Chuck Norris, lead the way
Who the hell wants this crap?
I didn't know what to say.
Time to swipe the credit card, and as I bit my lip-
I roundhouse kicked you in the face, and said..
There's your ****ing tip!
AM
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